Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Pineapples, Applesauce and Bodybags?

There have been MANY funny parts of being pregnant with London. Being pregnant cracks me up because my body went through some whack-a-do things. I will list them to make you laugh on your Wednesday afternoon:

1. When I first found out I was pregnant I went to bed around 6 o clock....every night. Poor husband.
2. I had dreams of being in rooms with body bags, pulling them down individually and putting them in the backyard, ONE I left for the bathtub. Another dream, I was in a field of giant grasshoppers.... Sick out and who am I?
3. I craved SALT and BBQ the first trimester.
4. Me and the potty were dates for my 8 times a day up chucking. Made for interesting days for 6 weeks.
5. The nose bleeds were OUT OF CONTROL, I would bleed in the car, talking to somebody mid conversation, doing anything pretty much..I was a bleeder. I feel sorry for anyone driving next to me on the freeway, nose bleeds everyday...scheduled at 5.
6. Second trimester came around and I got obsessed with pineapples and orange juice. I drank an entire gallon of OJ around Christmas time in .5 seconds flat. Pass the pineapple pizza please.
7. I craved anything with spinach and mushrooms.
8. Sweets were nasty first trimester, awesome the second.
9. I am CLUMSY these days. I bump into everything, drop close to everything.
10. I wouldn't trade one second of it! Well...maybe the creepy dreams.

Here's to the graceful, weird dreaming, potty hugging, and salt gorging pregnant girls! I feel ya.

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